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Pencils

Is anything better than crisp lines from a freshly sharpened pencil? Well, yes, when it’s a Smarty Pants pencil at least. Each set of pencils we make has carefully selected color schemes and phrases, with themes like layered nachos and funny sayings, that will make writing your to-do list that much more enjoyable.

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2B or not 2B Pencils2B or not 2B Pencils
2B or not 2B Pencils Sale price$ 8.00 USD
(5.0)
Alright PencilsAlright Pencils
Alright Pencils Sale price$ 8.00 USD
Artsy Fartsy PencilsArtsy Fartsy Pencils
Artsy Fartsy Pencils Sale price$ 8.00 USD
(5.0)
Atmosphere PencilsAtmosphere Pencils
Atmosphere Pencils Sale price$ 8.00 USD
(5.0)
BFF PencilsBFF Pencils
BFF Pencils Sale price$ 3.50 USD
Biomes PencilsBiomes Pencils
Biomes Pencils Sale price$ 8.00 USD
Boob PencilsBoob Pencils
Boob Pencils Sale price$ 8.00 USD
(5.0)
Cheesy PencilsCheesy Pencils
Cheesy Pencils Sale price$ 8.00 USD
Christmas Story PencilsChristmas Story Pencils
Christmas Story Pencils Sale price$ 8.00 USD
(5.0)
Feelings PencilsFeelings Pencils
Feelings Pencils Sale price$ 8.00 USD
Hey Y'all PencilsHey Y'all Pencils
Hey Y'all Pencils Sale price$ 3.50 USD
(5.0)
Hocus Pocus PencilsHocus Pocus Pencils
Hocus Pocus Pencils Sale price$ 8.00 USD
(5.0)
La Di Da Di PencilsLa Di Da Di Pencils
La Di Da Di Pencils Sale price$ 3.50 USD
(5.0)
List Maker PencilsList Maker Pencils
List Maker Pencils Sale price$ 8.00 USD
Nacho PencilsNacho Pencils
Nacho Pencils Sale price$ 8.00 USD
(5.0)
Rad PencilsRad Pencils
Rad Pencils Sale price$ 8.00 USD
Smarty Pants PencilsSmarty Pants Pencils
Smarty Pants Pencils Sale price$ 8.00 USD
(5.0)
Stay Out of My Bubble PencilsStay Out of My Bubble Pencils
Stay Out of My Bubble Pencils Sale price$ 3.50 USD
World's Best Boss PencilsWorld's Best Boss Pencils
World's Best Boss Pencils Sale price$ 3.50 USD
Y'all Need Science PencilsY'all Need Science Pencils
Y'all Need Science Pencils Sale price$ 8.00 USD

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from 1857 reviews
COOL 🫶👽

It is REALLY good quality and looks great! It is on the big side of an standard pin and that is SUPER COOL. I am extremelly happy with my Alien pin👽

Elyzabeth Vargas
Alien Pin- Glow in the dark!
Alien Pin- Glow in the dark!

High quality & great design.

G.P.
Wuff You Card
Wuff You Card

Great likeness & a great sticker.

G.P.
Boston Terrier Sticker
Boston Terrier Sticker
Awesome stickers, speedy delivery

If you agree with the sentiments expressed by smarty pants, you’re clearly exhibiting discerning taste and you don’t need a 5-star review to validate your choices. Order the things. Order extras for friends (I did, gift season is anytime). Revel at the sight of a colorful envelope packed with whimsical high-quality stickers arriving promptly to your address. And for a moment all is right in the world.

Kiki P.
On My Way to the Thrift Store Bumper Sticker
On My Way to the Thrift Store Bumper Sticker
Cutee!!!

Cutee!!!
Came when expected and super cute! Well printed:)

Percy
Balloon Dog Washi Tape
Balloon Dog Washi Tape
Reordered them!!

Ordered on Etsy a couple years ago and ran out so had to reorder! So cute!!

Percy
Happy Washi Tape
Happy Washi Tape
Love this keychain

Love this keychain. My 10 year old daughter thinks it’s so cool of me to have this that she wants one too.

Anonymous
Cool S Keychain
Cool S Keychain

Hilarious! Well done print, I cant wait to see the receivers face!

Melissa
Hairy Birthday Card
Hairy Birthday Card

Great shirt, feels nice.

Melissa
Everything Hurts and I'm Dying T-Shirt
Everything Hurts and I'm Dying T-Shirt

So well done!

Melissa
Hairy Cool S Sticker
Hairy Cool S Sticker
A Boston Terrier with Attitude

This little Boston Terrier patch is so adorable, makes me wish I had a real BT. It is so well crafted, and I Can’t wait to use it. Please make a pug patch next.

Annie Hart
Boston Terrier Patch
Boston Terrier Patch
Amazing!

So… I didn’t know there was such a thing as high end washi tape. Turns out there is, and it’s this. And oddly not any more expensive than the washies that rip the wrong way as you pull them off the roll. This tape is made out of magic or something. It comes up really easily if you make a mistake and need to redo something, but it somehow also sticks to the surface really well? I’m not sure how that’s possible, but it’s awesome. Also, it’s super freakin’ cute.

tawney noreen
Balloon Dog Washi Tape
Balloon Dog Washi Tape
It’s the wormiest

A very handsome addition to my patch collection.

Laura Ault
Worm Patch
Worm Patch
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Super fast delivery, beautiful pins just as described, and they seem to be great quality. They’ll look amazing on my roller skate bag. A+! Thank you!

Susanne Thomsen
Sea Foam roller skate pin with glow in the dark wheels
Sea Foam roller skate pin with glow in the dark wheels
Love this pencils

Love all about SPP pencils. They are perfect.

@thepencilcollection
Atmosphere Pencils
Atmosphere Pencils