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Give yourself a gentle reminder to release the tension you’ve been storing in your molars all day. These pencils offer a tiny moment of self-awareness every time you look down and realize your teeth are doing a full-body stress workout again.
- Set of five number two hex pencils - Green pencils - Gold "unclench your jaw" imprint - Made in the United States of America -Packaged in a clear cellophane hanging bag - Recycled kraft paper insert
Designed in the USA
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Unclench Your Jaw PencilsSale price$ 8.00 USDRegular price$ 8.00 USD
This is easily my favorite washi tape ever. And I have a LOT of washi tape. It cuts cleanly, doesn't shred, and sticks SO well compared to most other indie tapes I've tried. It's definitely more papery than plasticky. No glue required for staying on Tomoe River or Campus Sarasara paper, which seems to be an incredible feat for most washi. I've already reordered more! I'd do terrible things to get a few rolls of this with the slime wrapping paper design on it.
If you agree with the sentiments expressed by smarty pants, you’re clearly exhibiting discerning taste and you don’t need a 5-star review to validate your choices. Order the things. Order extras for friends (I did, gift season is anytime). Revel at the sight of a colorful envelope packed with whimsical high-quality stickers arriving promptly to your address. And for a moment all is right in the world.
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