Before I Die Tombstone Notepad
Let’s face it— every day you are one step closer to the grave, and your to-do list isn’t getting any shorter. This notepad is here to give you a gentle (but slightly ominous) nudge to get things done before you kick the bucket. Featuring a charmingly morbid tombstone illustration with the words "Do Before I Die," this notepad is perfect for listing your bucket list dreams, last-minute errands, or mildly concerning revenge plots. Each notepad is handmade with love (and a tiny bit of dread) – crafted in small batches for maximum charm. Perfect for procrastinators, dark humor lovers, and anyone avoiding their responsibilities in style. Grab one now—before it’s too late. ⏳💀
- 4" x 7.5"
- 50 tear-off pages
- Magnet attached to back
- 20 lb white paper with brown chipboard backing
- Risograph printed in Knoxville, TN
- Packaged in a clear cellophane hanging bag
Designed in the USA
Shipping & Returns
Orders are processed in 1-2 business days. Hats, fanny packs, t-shirts, and tumblers are produced on-demand and ship separately from other items. Please allow additional time for production.
Transit time depends on the shipping method chosen at checkout. We ship via USPS and UPS from Knoxville, TN. We're not responsible for UPS or USPS shipping delays. For orders outside the US, customs fees and duties are the customer's responsibility.
We’re unable to change or cancel an order once it’s placed. We are not responsible for incorrect addresses entered at checkout.
Hats, fanny packs, t-shirts, and tumblers are produced just for you and cannot be returned or exchanged. Unused and unopened merchandise may be returned within 14 days of receipt for a refund. Items must be returned in the same box/mailer that they were delivered in to ensure they will not be damaged in transit. Once we receive your returned merchandise, your refund will be processed. Shipping charges are non-refundable, and sale items cannot be returned. If there was a problem with your order, please contact us and we'll get it fixed right away!
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Some early Christmas shopping for my girlfriends. They luv Smarty accessories!
The design was gorgeous & elegant. The quality was great which made wrapping very easy.
I love this washi tape! The colors are so fabulously bright and it is such an eyecatching and unique washi tape. It is pure fun!!
High quality sticker. Looks great on the back of my truck.
This is easily my favorite washi tape ever. And I have a LOT of washi tape. It cuts cleanly, doesn't shred, and sticks SO well compared to most other indie tapes I've tried. It's definitely more papery than plasticky. No glue required for staying on Tomoe River or Campus Sarasara paper, which seems to be an incredible feat for most washi. I've already reordered more! I'd do terrible things to get a few rolls of this with the slime wrapping paper design on it.
10 backs all fictional, very fair priced, individually packaged, and arrived on time.
Great price. Esp when compared to the local art college price of nearly 4x the online price. Efficient delivery time. Great communication.
This box is well-made and the print on the lid looks nice.
It is REALLY good quality and looks great! It is on the big side of an standard pin and that is SUPER COOL. I am extremelly happy with my Alien pin👽
If you agree with the sentiments expressed by smarty pants, you’re clearly exhibiting discerning taste and you don’t need a 5-star review to validate your choices. Order the things. Order extras for friends (I did, gift season is anytime). Revel at the sight of a colorful envelope packed with whimsical high-quality stickers arriving promptly to your address. And for a moment all is right in the world.
Meet the makers
Welcome to our little corner of the internet. We believe in the power of laughter, the magic of creativity, and the joy of being just a little bit weird. We're passionate about what we do and are dedicated to delivering top-notch products with a side of smiles.
