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Let’s face it— every day you are one step closer to the grave, and your to-do list isn’t getting any shorter. This notepad is here to give you a gentle (but slightly ominous) nudge to get things done before you kick the bucket. Featuring a charmingly morbid tombstone illustration with the words "Do Before I Die," this notepad is perfect for listing your bucket list dreams, last-minute errands, or mildly concerning revenge plots. Each notepad is handmade with love (and a tiny bit of dread) – crafted in small batches for maximum charm. Perfect for procrastinators, dark humor lovers, and anyone avoiding their responsibilities in style. Grab one now—before it’s too late. ⏳💀
4" x 7.5"
50 tear-off pages
Magnet attached to back
20 lb white paper with brown chipboard backing
Risograph printed in Knoxville, TN
Packaged in a clear cellophane hanging bag
Designed in the USA
Shipping & Returns
Orders are processed in 1-2 business days. Hats, fanny packs, t-shirts, and tumblers are produced on-demand and ship separately from other items. Please allow additional time for production.
Transit time depends on the shipping method chosen at checkout. We ship via USPS and UPS from Knoxville, TN. We're not responsible for UPS or USPS shipping delays. For orders outside the US, customs fees and duties are the customer's responsibility.
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Hats, fanny packs, t-shirts, and tumblers are produced just for you and cannot be returned or exchanged. Unused and unopened merchandise may be returned within 14 days of receipt for a refund. Items must be returned in the same box/mailer that they were delivered in to ensure they will not be damaged in transit. Once we receive your returned merchandise, your refund will be processed. Shipping charges are non-refundable, and sale items cannot be returned. If there was a problem with your order, please contact us and we'll get it fixed right away!
Before I Die NotepadSale price$ 7.00 USDRegular price$ 7.00 USD
If you agree with the sentiments expressed by smarty pants, you’re clearly exhibiting discerning taste and you don’t need a 5-star review to validate your choices. Order the things. Order extras for friends (I did, gift season is anytime). Revel at the sight of a colorful envelope packed with whimsical high-quality stickers arriving promptly to your address. And for a moment all is right in the world.
This little Boston Terrier patch is so adorable, makes me wish I had a real BT. It is so well crafted, and I Can’t wait to use it. Please make a pug patch next.
So… I didn’t know there was such a thing as high end washi tape. Turns out there is, and it’s this. And oddly not any more expensive than the washies that rip the wrong way as you pull them off the roll. This tape is made out of magic or something. It comes up really easily if you make a mistake and need to redo something, but it somehow also sticks to the surface really well? I’m not sure how that’s possible, but it’s awesome. Also, it’s super freakin’ cute.
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