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- 1.2" x 2.75" - Printed on holographic glitter vinyl - Die cut - Weatherproof - Not dishwasher safe when applied to a water bottle
Designed in the USA
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If you agree with the sentiments expressed by smarty pants, you’re clearly exhibiting discerning taste and you don’t need a 5-star review to validate your choices. Order the things. Order extras for friends (I did, gift season is anytime). Revel at the sight of a colorful envelope packed with whimsical high-quality stickers arriving promptly to your address. And for a moment all is right in the world.
This little Boston Terrier patch is so adorable, makes me wish I had a real BT. It is so well crafted, and I Can’t wait to use it. Please make a pug patch next.
So… I didn’t know there was such a thing as high end washi tape. Turns out there is, and it’s this. And oddly not any more expensive than the washies that rip the wrong way as you pull them off the roll. This tape is made out of magic or something. It comes up really easily if you make a mistake and need to redo something, but it somehow also sticks to the surface really well? I’m not sure how that’s possible, but it’s awesome. Also, it’s super freakin’ cute.
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