Festivus Pole Card
"I've got a lot of problems with you people."
Plenty of room inside for airing your grievances. Up next, the feats of strength.
- 4.25" x 5.5" note card
- Risograph printed with soy-based ink
- Printed on recycled card stock
- Recycled kraft envelope
- Inside is blank
- Packaged in a clear cellophane sleeve
- Made in the USA
- Handmade
- Printed in the Smarty Pants studio in Knoxville, TN
Designed in the USA
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Hats, fanny packs, t-shirts, and tumblers are produced just for you and cannot be returned or exchanged. Unused and unopened merchandise may be returned within 14 days of receipt for a refund. Items must be returned in the same box/mailer that they were delivered in to ensure they will not be damaged in transit. Once we receive your returned merchandise, your refund will be processed. Shipping charges are non-refundable, and sale items cannot be returned. If there was a problem with your order, please contact us and we'll get it fixed right away!
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This little Boston Terrier patch is so adorable, makes me wish I had a real BT. It is so well crafted, and I Can’t wait to use it. Please make a pug patch next.
So… I didn’t know there was such a thing as high end washi tape. Turns out there is, and it’s this. And oddly not any more expensive than the washies that rip the wrong way as you pull them off the roll. This tape is made out of magic or something. It comes up really easily if you make a mistake and need to redo something, but it somehow also sticks to the surface really well? I’m not sure how that’s possible, but it’s awesome. Also, it’s super freakin’ cute.
Super fast delivery, beautiful pins just as described, and they seem to be great quality. They’ll look amazing on my roller skate bag. A+! Thank you!
Love all about SPP pencils. They are perfect.
My girlfriends love them and use them every day. Great quality for the price.
I first purchased one of these stickers at a craft fair years ago. I am a Boston terrier mama and this is my fav BT sticker out there!
Love the look of these, I haven't tried the quality of the eraser tho.
This certainly isn't flimsy dollar store paper. It has a substantial weight and wraps up nicely, but it's not so heavy where the tape won't hold. The graphics are bright and crisp. I would recommend.
I love mushrooms and fun washi tape - so this is the perfect combo. Great quality, too!
I got this for my cousin’s birthday since she owns a record/music shop! She’s going to love it.
This is awesome washi tape. It’s really great quality & also super fun :)
Meet the makers
Welcome to our little corner of the internet. We believe in the power of laughter, the magic of creativity, and the joy of being just a little bit weird. We're passionate about what we do and are dedicated to delivering top-notch products with a side of smiles.
