Hot Dang! Card
Let's celebrate with a dad bod.
- 4.25" x 5.5" note card
- Risograph printed with soy-based ink
- Printed on recycled card stock
- Recycled kraft envelope
- Inside is blank
- Packaged in a clear cellophane sleeve
- Made in the USA
- Handmade
- Printed in the Smarty Pants studio in Knoxville, TN
Designed in the USA
Shipping & Returns
Orders are processed in 1-2 business days. Hats, fanny packs, t-shirts, and tumblers are produced on-demand and ship separately from other items. Please allow additional time for production.
Transit time depends on the shipping method chosen at checkout. We ship via USPS and UPS from Knoxville, TN. We're not responsible for UPS or USPS shipping delays. For orders outside the US, customs fees and duties are the customer's responsibility.
We’re unable to change or cancel an order once it’s placed. We are not responsible for incorrect addresses entered at checkout.
Hats, fanny packs, t-shirts, and tumblers are produced just for you and cannot be returned or exchanged. Unused and unopened merchandise may be returned within 14 days of receipt for a refund. Items must be returned in the same box/mailer that they were delivered in to ensure they will not be damaged in transit. Once we receive your returned merchandise, your refund will be processed. Shipping charges are non-refundable, and sale items cannot be returned. If there was a problem with your order, please contact us and we'll get it fixed right away!
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Let customers speak for us
This certainly isn't flimsy dollar store paper. It has a substantial weight and wraps up nicely, but it's not so heavy where the tape won't hold. The graphics are bright and crisp. I would recommend.
I love mushrooms and fun washi tape - so this is the perfect combo. Great quality, too!
I got this for my cousin’s birthday since she owns a record/music shop! She’s going to love it.
This is awesome washi tape. It’s really great quality & also super fun :)
This is great quality washi tape! I love anything UFO/alien related.
These are the most fun socks I’ve ever seen! Can’t wait to gift them to my cousin… I may have to go back & buy a pair for myself, too :)
This is thick & great quality wrapping paper. It goes perfectly for my cousin’s birthday gifts since she works at a vinyl/cassette/CD/music shop!
Hello smarty pants,my wife and daughter LOVED the cartoon socks 4 moms day,they both got flowers but the socks will last a lot longer,however I some how ended up with 2 orders of the same thing,the first order glitched so I ordered again,sooo I don't know what happened,perhaps you can investigate on your end,otherwise things are great and you are a fun company,tnxxx
I love this pencil case! Well made and designed to keep you smiling remembering the good ‘ol’ days! I got a few to put teacher gifts in and they loved them!
I'm having so much fun using my new washing tape! Love the designs, packaging, shipping and service. Thank you!!
Meet the makers
Welcome to our little corner of the internet. We believe in the power of laughter, the magic of creativity, and the joy of being just a little bit weird. We're passionate about what we do and are dedicated to delivering top-notch products with a side of smiles.
