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Who’s got two mushrooms and a snail that's ready to party? YOU DO. 🎉🍄🐌
Meet your new besties: two chunky little mushrooms and their fearless snail captain, riding into your life on a shiny acrylic keychain! They're here to spice up your keys, bags, zippers — basically anywhere that needs a boost of chaotic forest energy.
Stick this little mushroom gang on your stuff and instantly level up your vibes to "Certified Fun-Gi (or Gal)."
Warning: May cause spontaneous smiles and/or an uncontrollable urge to frolic. 🌈
Acrylic keychain
Clear epoxy
Acrylic charm is 2.18" wide X 2.37" tall
Total height with clip is 4"
Silver lobster clip
Designed in Knoxville, TN, produced in China
Designed in the USA
Shipping & Returns
Orders are processed in 1-2 business days. Hats, fanny packs, t-shirts, and tumblers are produced on-demand and ship separately from other items. Please allow additional time for production.
Transit time depends on the shipping method chosen at checkout. We ship via USPS and UPS from Knoxville, TN. We're not responsible for UPS or USPS shipping delays. For orders outside the US, customs fees and duties are the customer's responsibility.
We’re unable to change or cancel an order once it’s placed. We are not responsible for incorrect addresses entered at checkout.
Hats, fanny packs, t-shirts, and tumblers are produced just for you and cannot be returned or exchanged. Unused and unopened merchandise may be returned within 14 days of receipt for a refund. Items must be returned in the same box/mailer that they were delivered in to ensure they will not be damaged in transit. Once we receive your returned merchandise, your refund will be processed. Shipping charges are non-refundable, and sale items cannot be returned. If there was a problem with your order, please contact us and we'll get it fixed right away!
Mushroom and Snail KeychainSale price$ 8.00 USDRegular price$ 8.00 USD
If you agree with the sentiments expressed by smarty pants, you’re clearly exhibiting discerning taste and you don’t need a 5-star review to validate your choices. Order the things. Order extras for friends (I did, gift season is anytime). Revel at the sight of a colorful envelope packed with whimsical high-quality stickers arriving promptly to your address. And for a moment all is right in the world.
This little Boston Terrier patch is so adorable, makes me wish I had a real BT. It is so well crafted, and I Can’t wait to use it. Please make a pug patch next.
So… I didn’t know there was such a thing as high end washi tape. Turns out there is, and it’s this. And oddly not any more expensive than the washies that rip the wrong way as you pull them off the roll. This tape is made out of magic or something. It comes up really easily if you make a mistake and need to redo something, but it somehow also sticks to the surface really well? I’m not sure how that’s possible, but it’s awesome. Also, it’s super freakin’ cute.
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