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Meet the only pumpkin that stays plump and perky all year round—no carving required! This retro-style patch is crafted with ultra-soft, fuzzy chenille (seriously, it's like a tiny cloud of Halloween joy) that screams “I’m festive, but make it cozy.” Bonus: it won’t rot on your doorstep or get eaten by squirrels.
-Chenille embroidered with white felt border - Iron on patch - 3" x 2.8" - Packaged in a cellophane hanging bag - Recycled kraft paper backing card - Application instructions are included on the back side of packaging - Designed in Knoxville, TN, produced in China
Designed in the USA
Shipping & Returns
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Hats, fanny packs, t-shirts, and tumblers are produced just for you and cannot be returned or exchanged. Unused and unopened merchandise may be returned within 14 days of receipt for a refund. Items must be returned in the same box/mailer that they were delivered in to ensure they will not be damaged in transit. Once we receive your returned merchandise, your refund will be processed. Shipping charges are non-refundable, and sale items cannot be returned. If there was a problem with your order, please contact us and we'll get it fixed right away!
If you agree with the sentiments expressed by smarty pants, you’re clearly exhibiting discerning taste and you don’t need a 5-star review to validate your choices. Order the things. Order extras for friends (I did, gift season is anytime). Revel at the sight of a colorful envelope packed with whimsical high-quality stickers arriving promptly to your address. And for a moment all is right in the world.
This little Boston Terrier patch is so adorable, makes me wish I had a real BT. It is so well crafted, and I Can’t wait to use it. Please make a pug patch next.
So… I didn’t know there was such a thing as high end washi tape. Turns out there is, and it’s this. And oddly not any more expensive than the washies that rip the wrong way as you pull them off the roll. This tape is made out of magic or something. It comes up really easily if you make a mistake and need to redo something, but it somehow also sticks to the surface really well? I’m not sure how that’s possible, but it’s awesome. Also, it’s super freakin’ cute.
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