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Meet the only pumpkin that stays plump and perky all year round—no carving required! This retro-style patch is crafted with ultra-soft, fuzzy chenille (seriously, it's like a tiny cloud of Halloween joy) that screams “I’m festive, but make it cozy.” Bonus: it won’t rot on your doorstep or get eaten by squirrels.
-Chenille embroidered with white felt border - Iron on patch - 3" x 2.8" - Packaged in a cellophane hanging bag - Recycled kraft paper backing card - Application instructions are included on the back side of packaging - Designed in Knoxville, TN, produced in China
Designed in the USA
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This little Boston Terrier patch is so adorable, makes me wish I had a real BT. It is so well crafted, and I Can’t wait to use it. Please make a pug patch next.
So… I didn’t know there was such a thing as high end washi tape. Turns out there is, and it’s this. And oddly not any more expensive than the washies that rip the wrong way as you pull them off the roll. This tape is made out of magic or something. It comes up really easily if you make a mistake and need to redo something, but it somehow also sticks to the surface really well? I’m not sure how that’s possible, but it’s awesome. Also, it’s super freakin’ cute.
This certainly isn't flimsy dollar store paper. It has a substantial weight and wraps up nicely, but it's not so heavy where the tape won't hold. The graphics are bright and crisp. I would recommend.
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