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Who needs riches and fame when you can proudly sport this lousy bumper sticker for all eternity? Crafted from high-quality vinyl tougher than bargaining with Beelzebub himself, our bumper sticker is built to withstand the fires of hell and the icy stares of judgmental onlookers. Stick it on your vehicle and watch as fellow sinners give you the nod of solidarity.
- "I sold my soul to the devil and all I got was this lousy bumper sticker." bumper sticker - Printed on matte white vinyl - Weatherproof and waterproof - Suitable for outdoor use - Made in the USA - Easy crack and peel tab, Smarty Pants logo is not part of the sticker - 2" X 8" with crack and peel logo - Sticker size is 2" X 7.8" - Hand wash recommended when applied to water bottles
Designed in the USA
Shipping & Returns
Orders are processed in 1-2 business days. Hats, fanny packs, t-shirts, and tumblers are produced on-demand and ship separately from other items. Please allow additional time for production.
Transit time depends on the shipping method chosen at checkout. We ship via USPS and UPS from Knoxville, TN. We're not responsible for UPS or USPS shipping delays. For orders outside the US, customs fees and duties are the customer's responsibility.
We’re unable to change or cancel an order once it’s placed. We are not responsible for incorrect addresses entered at checkout.
Hats, fanny packs, t-shirts, and tumblers are produced just for you and cannot be returned or exchanged. Unused and unopened merchandise may be returned within 14 days of receipt for a refund. Items must be returned in the same box/mailer that they were delivered in to ensure they will not be damaged in transit. Once we receive your returned merchandise, your refund will be processed. Shipping charges are non-refundable, and sale items cannot be returned. If there was a problem with your order, please contact us and we'll get it fixed right away!
Sold My Soul Bumper StickerSale price$ 4.00 USDRegular price
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