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Where Middle School Dreams Come True

Paper goods risograph-printed in Knoxville, TN

Stickers to make you snicker

Bumper Stickers

"My Other Car is a Pair of Roller Skates" Bumper Sticker"My Other Car is a Pair of Roller Skates" Bumper Sticker
"My Other Car is a Pair of Roller Skates" Bumper Sticker Sale price$ 4.00 USD
"I'd Rather Be Roller Skating" Bumper Sticker"I'd Rather Be Roller Skating" Bumper Sticker
"I'd Rather Be Roller Skating" Bumper Sticker Sale price$ 4.00 USD
"Don't Blame Me, I Voted for Dolly" Bumper Sticker"Don't Blame Me, I Voted for Dolly" Bumper Sticker
"Don't Blame Me, I Voted for Dolly" Bumper Sticker Sale price$ 4.00 USD
"Unclench Your Jaw" Bumper Sticker"Unclench Your Jaw" Bumper Sticker
"Unclench Your Jaw" Bumper Sticker Sale price$ 4.00 USD
"I Brake For Extraterrestrials" Bumper Sticker"I Brake For Extraterrestrials" Bumper Sticker
"I Brake For Extraterrestrials" Bumper Sticker Sale price$ 4.00 USD
Sold My Soul Bumper StickerSold My Soul Bumper Sticker
Sold My Soul Bumper Sticker Sale price$ 4.00 USD
"My Other Car is This Car in a Parallel Universe" Bumper Sticker"My Other Car is This Car in a Parallel Universe" Bumper Sticker
"My Other Car is This Car in a Parallel Universe" Bumper Sticker Sale price$ 4.00 USD
Thrift Store Bumper StickerThrift Store Bumper Sticker
Thrift Store Bumper Sticker Sale price$ 4.00 USD
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Collections You’ll Heart

New Stuff

Pins, Patches & Stickers

Stickers, Pins & Patches

Gifts Under $20

Gifts Under $20

Note Cards

Greeting Cards

Pop Goes the Nostalgia

Everything Hurts StickerEverything Hurts Sticker
Everything Hurts Sticker Sale price$ 3.00 USD
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Wacky Waving Man StickerWacky Waving Man Sticker
Wacky Waving Man Sticker Sale price$ 3.00 USD
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Artsy Fartsy StickerArtsy Fartsy Sticker
Artsy Fartsy Sticker Sale price$ 3.00 USD
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Killing It StickerKilling It Sticker
Killing It Sticker Sale price$ 3.00 USD
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Balloon Dog PinBalloon Dog Pin
Balloon Dog Pin Sale price$ 10.00 USD
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Killing It pinKilling It pin
Killing It pin Sale price$ 10.00 USD
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Boston Terrier StickerBoston Terrier Sticker
Boston Terrier Sticker Sale price$ 3.00 USD
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Balloon Dog PatchBalloon Dog Patch
Balloon Dog Patch Sale price$ 8.00 USD
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"Don't Blame Me, I Voted for Dolly" Bumper Sticker"Don't Blame Me, I Voted for Dolly" Bumper Sticker
"Don't Blame Me, I Voted for Dolly" Bumper Sticker Sale price$ 4.00 USD
"I Brake For Extraterrestrials" Bumper Sticker"I Brake For Extraterrestrials" Bumper Sticker
"I Brake For Extraterrestrials" Bumper Sticker Sale price$ 4.00 USD
"I'd Rather Be Roller Skating" Bumper Sticker"I'd Rather Be Roller Skating" Bumper Sticker
"I'd Rather Be Roller Skating" Bumper Sticker Sale price$ 4.00 USD
"My Other Car is a Pair of Roller Skates" Bumper Sticker"My Other Car is a Pair of Roller Skates" Bumper Sticker
"My Other Car is a Pair of Roller Skates" Bumper Sticker Sale price$ 4.00 USD
"My Other Car is This Car in a Parallel Universe" Bumper Sticker"My Other Car is This Car in a Parallel Universe" Bumper Sticker
"My Other Car is This Car in a Parallel Universe" Bumper Sticker Sale price$ 4.00 USD
"Unclench Your Jaw" Bumper Sticker"Unclench Your Jaw" Bumper Sticker
"Unclench Your Jaw" Bumper Sticker Sale price$ 4.00 USD
2B or not 2B Pencils2B or not 2B Pencils
2B or not 2B Pencils Sale price$ 7.00 USD
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8 Bit Heart Sticker8 Bit Heart Sticker
8 Bit Heart Sticker Sale price$ 3.00 USD
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Retro Goods to Make Your Inner Tween Happy

We’ve been obsessed with 80s and 90s pop ever since we smacked our first Lisa Frank sticker on our favorite TrapperKeeper. Based in Knoxville, TN, we dream up all our original designs in-studio and print paper goods on our beloved Risograph machine named Wanda.

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Customer Love

"I gasped when I saw this sticker and had to have it. It arrived so fast and looks better than the photo online :)"

- Laura

"Just as perfect as last time, thank you!"

- Jessi

"It's perfect- just what I was looking for but couldn't find until now. Thank you!"

- Kathleen

Behind the Scenes with the Smarty Pants Team

Cool Mom Gift Guide

Cool Mom Gift Guide

Roller Skater Gift Guide

Roller Skater Gift Guide

Small Gifts, Big Smiles!

Small Gifts, Big Smiles!

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