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Where Middle School Dreams Come True

Paper goods risograph-printed in Knoxville, TN

Little charms, big personality

Keychains

Cool S KeychainCool S Keychain
Cool S Keychain Sale price$ 8.00 USD
(5.0)
Roller Skate KeychainRoller Skate Keychain
Roller Skate Keychain Sale price$ 8.00 USD
Gummy Worm KeychainGummy Worm Keychain
Gummy Worm Keychain Sale price$ 8.00 USD
Mushroom and Snail KeychainMushroom and Snail Keychain
Mushroom and Snail Keychain Sale price$ 8.00 USD
Balloon Dog KeychainBalloon Dog Keychain
Balloon Dog Keychain Sale price$ 8.00 USD
8 Ball Keychain8 Ball Keychain
8 Ball Keychain Sale price$ 8.00 USD
Cartoon Eyes KeychainCartoon Eyes Keychain
Cartoon Eyes Keychain Sale price$ 8.00 USD
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Collections You’ll Heart

New Stuff

Note Cards

Greeting Cards

Pins, Patches & Stickers

Stickers, Pins & Patches

Gifts Under $20

Gifts Under $20

Pop Goes the Nostalgia

Everything Hurts StickerEverything Hurts Sticker
Everything Hurts Sticker Sale price$ 3.00 USD
(5.0)
Wacky Waving Man StickerWacky Waving Man Sticker
Wacky Waving Man Sticker Sale price$ 3.00 USD
(5.0)
Artsy Fartsy StickerArtsy Fartsy Sticker
Artsy Fartsy Sticker Sale price$ 3.00 USD
(5.0)
Killing It StickerKilling It Sticker
Killing It Sticker Sale price$ 3.00 USD
(5.0)
Balloon Dog PatchBalloon Dog Patch
Balloon Dog Patch Sale price$ 8.00 USD
(5.0)
Balloon Dog PinBalloon Dog Pin
Balloon Dog Pin Sale price$ 10.00 USD
(5.0)
Prime Birthday CardPrime Birthday Card
Prime Birthday Card Sale price$ 5.00 USD
(5.0)
Wacky Waver PinWacky Waver Pin
Wacky Waver Pin Sale price$ 10.00 USD
(5.0)
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2B or not 2B Pencils2B or not 2B Pencils
2B or not 2B Pencils Sale price$ 8.00 USD
(5.0)
8 ball pocket mirror8 ball pocket mirror
8 ball pocket mirror Sale price$ 6.00 USD
8 Bit Heart Sticker8 Bit Heart Sticker
8 Bit Heart Sticker Sale price$ 3.00 USD
(5.0)
Alien MagnetsAlien Magnets
Alien Magnets Sale price$ 4.50 USD
(5.0)
Alien Pin- Glow in the dark!Alien Pin- Glow in the dark!
Alien Pin- Glow in the dark! Sale price$ 10.00 USD
(5.0)
Alien pocket mirrorAlien pocket mirror
Alien pocket mirror Sale price$ 6.00 USD
(5.0)
Alien sticker sheetAlien sticker sheet
Alien sticker sheet Sale price$ 4.50 USD
(4.8)
Alright PencilsAlright Pencils
Alright Pencils Sale price$ 8.00 USD
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Retro Goods to Make Your Inner Tween Happy

We’ve been obsessed with 80s and 90s pop ever since we smacked our first Lisa Frank sticker on our favorite TrapperKeeper. Based in Knoxville, TN, we dream up all our original designs in-studio and print paper goods on our beloved Risograph machine named Wanda.

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Customer Love

"I gasped when I saw this sticker and had to have it. It arrived so fast and looks better than the photo online :)"

- Laura

"Just as perfect as last time, thank you!"

- Jessi

"It's perfect- just what I was looking for but couldn't find until now. Thank you!"

- Kathleen

Behind the Scenes with the Smarty Pants Team

Acrylic Keychains Are Here!

Acrylic Keychains Are Here!

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Let customers speak for us

from 1857 reviews
COOL 🫶👽

It is REALLY good quality and looks great! It is on the big side of an standard pin and that is SUPER COOL. I am extremelly happy with my Alien pin👽

Elyzabeth Vargas
Alien Pin- Glow in the dark!
Alien Pin- Glow in the dark!

High quality & great design.

G.P.
Wuff You Card
Wuff You Card

Great likeness & a great sticker.

G.P.
Boston Terrier Sticker
Boston Terrier Sticker
Awesome stickers, speedy delivery

If you agree with the sentiments expressed by smarty pants, you’re clearly exhibiting discerning taste and you don’t need a 5-star review to validate your choices. Order the things. Order extras for friends (I did, gift season is anytime). Revel at the sight of a colorful envelope packed with whimsical high-quality stickers arriving promptly to your address. And for a moment all is right in the world.

Kiki P.
On My Way to the Thrift Store Bumper Sticker
On My Way to the Thrift Store Bumper Sticker
Cutee!!!

Cutee!!!
Came when expected and super cute! Well printed:)

Percy
Balloon Dog Washi Tape
Balloon Dog Washi Tape
Reordered them!!

Ordered on Etsy a couple years ago and ran out so had to reorder! So cute!!

Percy
Happy Washi Tape
Happy Washi Tape
Love this keychain

Love this keychain. My 10 year old daughter thinks it’s so cool of me to have this that she wants one too.

Anonymous
Cool S Keychain
Cool S Keychain

Hilarious! Well done print, I cant wait to see the receivers face!

Melissa
Hairy Birthday Card
Hairy Birthday Card

Great shirt, feels nice.

Melissa
Everything Hurts and I'm Dying T-Shirt
Everything Hurts and I'm Dying T-Shirt

So well done!

Melissa
Hairy Cool S Sticker
Hairy Cool S Sticker
A Boston Terrier with Attitude

This little Boston Terrier patch is so adorable, makes me wish I had a real BT. It is so well crafted, and I Can’t wait to use it. Please make a pug patch next.

Annie Hart
Boston Terrier Patch
Boston Terrier Patch
Amazing!

So… I didn’t know there was such a thing as high end washi tape. Turns out there is, and it’s this. And oddly not any more expensive than the washies that rip the wrong way as you pull them off the roll. This tape is made out of magic or something. It comes up really easily if you make a mistake and need to redo something, but it somehow also sticks to the surface really well? I’m not sure how that’s possible, but it’s awesome. Also, it’s super freakin’ cute.

tawney noreen
Balloon Dog Washi Tape
Balloon Dog Washi Tape
It’s the wormiest

A very handsome addition to my patch collection.

Laura Ault
Worm Patch
Worm Patch
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Super fast delivery, beautiful pins just as described, and they seem to be great quality. They’ll look amazing on my roller skate bag. A+! Thank you!

Susanne Thomsen
Sea Foam roller skate pin with glow in the dark wheels
Sea Foam roller skate pin with glow in the dark wheels
Love this pencils

Love all about SPP pencils. They are perfect.

@thepencilcollection
Atmosphere Pencils
Atmosphere Pencils